i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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