Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Randomize
