when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Randomize
