Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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