Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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