all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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