If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
