Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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