can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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