I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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