Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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