32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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