I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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