If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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