Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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