The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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