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(847): View more from Illinois

4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

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(417): View more from Missouri

He has such a weird drunk-voice.

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dude, he's deaf.

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(619): View more from California

i wish my penis had a tongue

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.

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(301): View more from Maryland

did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He likes bondage and spanking and shit.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.

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(716): View more from New York

Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??

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(630): View more from Illinois

just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame

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