i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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