Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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