Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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