sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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