I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
We named our party play list daddy issues
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just had sex on a roof
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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