that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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