I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Shame is for Republicans.
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