I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Randomize
