I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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