It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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