Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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