Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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