i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
