i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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