he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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