Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I would fuck him just for his dog
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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