Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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