I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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