Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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