Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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