I'd wear matching sweaters with you
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Randomize
