He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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