Dual....:-)
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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