i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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