Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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