Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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