Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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