found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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