From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize