We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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