brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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