we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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