Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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