mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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