Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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