fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
