so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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