I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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